Just East of West

How many teeth can one baby have?!

December 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Ugh, I can’t wait for poor Caden to be done teething. This poor little guy is wandering around, following me everywhere, crying the entire time he’s awake. He won’t chew on things, I don’t want to give him Tylenol because it doesn’t seem to help…. ugh. I feel so bad for him! We think we can feel at LEAST 4 molars. Maybe more. He’s like some sort of tooth popping machine!

What we can do is hold him lots, let him snack on Puffs, try to give him things to chew on to ease the pain (so far the handle of the lint roller and Aaron’s old toothbrush are favorites) and pray pray pray. Pray for him. Pray for us.

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Letters to My Sister

December 19, 2009 · Leave a Comment

What you are going to read today is something called “The Letter Game”. It operates on the basic principle of two characters, separated for some reason, writing letters to one another. Meghan (my sister) and I decided to play together as a way to pass time and work out our writing muscles. So bookmark both my blog and hers and prepare for the adventure.

Dr. Kalia Cain
International Genetics Lab
Security Level Ultra-Magic
*encrypted*
via E.S. Sumpter

Salutations dear friend,

My many apologies for the delay in writing you. It’s been a busy week to say the least. I always mean to write more frequently (and after I’d given you the mini-lecture not to leave me letter-less) but by the time I make it to bed I can barely keep my eyes open long enough to turn out the light, much less be civil to Garvey and level headed enough to write a letter. Keep reading →

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It’s just like me.

December 15, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Yeah I would be the person who is all like “whooo hoo we have internet now I can blog all the time” and then forget to blog because my son is cutting two molars at once and it’s not easy for him OR me.

But here I am. I owe my sister a continuation of our short story project, I owe you guys an update on what’s going on, I owe me some time to exercise my brain, and not just veg out under 4 comforters, praying for a nap.

So, here I am. It’s incredibly cold in our apartment bedroom, because we have two exposed walls (our apt’s on the corner.) Last night I ran the space heater for an hour in here, and it barely took the chill off. Keep reading →

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Let the Peasants Rejoice!

December 9, 2009 · 1 Comment

As of, well right now, we have INTERNET. Officially! There is much rejoicing in the house of James. SO much so that I have exhausted myself and need to return to bed for a short snooze. I just wanted to let the blog world know I am back, and hopefully will be able to get back to posting on a Monday through Friday basis, with occasional blogs on the weekends when my housework is done and my child is a snoozer.

For now, please, gather round the modem with me and sing songs of rejoicing. I am thinking of lighting a tiny tea candle in front of it, to honor it’s presence in our home.

Not really.

LET’S HEAR YOU CHEER IT!

HIGH SPEED!

*frolic*

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Tight.

December 8, 2009 · 5 Comments

I hate to admit it, but my pants are too tight when I sit down. It’s time for the dreaded maternity jeans. Ugh.

I’ve made it to 21 weeks without busting out a single piece of maternity wear. Thats’ about 6 weeks longer than last time. Maybe that means I shall not be so rotund at the end this time around.

Currently I am sitting in my office, drinking coffee, facebooking and waiting for the phone to ring. I answer phones though, so that’s mostly why I am waiting for it to ring. Keep reading →

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Letters to My Sister

December 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

What you are going to read today is something called “The Letter Game”. It operates on the basic principle of two characters, separated for some reason, writing letters to one another. Meghan (my sister) and I decided to play together as a way to pass time and work out our writing muscles. So bookmark both my blog and hers and prepare for the adventure. For Part one, check out Meghan’s blog. She’ll be posting on Tuesday’s, me on Wednesday’s or Thursday mornings. Enjoy

Letter one
Letter two
Letter three

Dr. Kalia Cain
International Genetics Lab
Security Level Ultra-Magic
*encrypted*
via E.S. Sumpter

Hello Kalikins from the Sumptious Sumpter! (chuckle chuckle)

An entire day is absolutely an absurd amount of time to get a letter to you, in any other time! The poor Colonel probably had to proofread the damn thing himself, and you know how he is with his dyslexia. Please remember dearling, that we are making multiple Pass Jumps with full cargo loads, and for normal people on this ship the lag is almost a week! Poor Garvey practically drools every time my terminal rings. I’ve started to offer to read the non-essential parts of your letters out loud, so the poor dear doesn’t get so surly. After re-reading your last letter silently to myself for almost an hour to avoid him, he “accidentally” spilled the last of my vanilla shampoo whilst storming about with our lockers in a fit of temper, and I take solace in the fact he may have poured it all out, but now our whole bunk smells like vanilla! Hah!

And please, Dr. Cain, be aware I have been promoted after a week of doing desserts and snacks for the bridge crew, and am no longer lowly mid-level cook. I am now Assistant Executive Chef to the Executive Command Team, Alter-Shift. I may be able to give you a more accurate report on the windows in the Captain’s room sooner than we thought! More importantly I can now flex my other-course muscles, instead of little nibblies and chocolates. Keep reading →

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Letters to My Sister

December 3, 2009 · 4 Comments

What you are going to read today is something called “The Letter Game”. It operates on the basic principle of two characters, separated for some reason, writing letters to one another. Meghan (my sister) and I decided to play together as a way to pass time and work out our writing muscles. So bookmark both my blog and hers and prepare for the adventure. For Part one, check out Meghan’s blog. She’ll be posting on Tuesday’s, me on Wednesday’s or Thursday mornings. Enjoy

Dr. Kalia Cain
International Genetics Lab
Security Level Ultra-Magic
*encrypted*
via E.S. Sumpter

Dearling Kalia,

Hello from the very smoothly sailing Sumpter! So glad the Colonel could help you get some letters out, he was so thankful for what I did he was begging me to tell him how I could repay him! Asking for unlimited correspondence with you while I was gone was a stroke of genius, if I don’t say so myself. On your end I find it very odd to be passing correspondence through your office! I still don’t get why a diagnostic lab has such high security clearances?

Yes, haha, my belly button did NOT blow out during Pass Jump, praise the ‘verse. I’ll admit after the first Pass I did manage to slip my right hand restraint long enough to check to make sure I was still intact! Going through the Passes isn’t actually disruptive feeling at ALL and you definitely do not feel like you’re going to explode. I was expecting some sort of science fiction blurring of physical matter, or a weird moment where the stars all streak and you feel like silly putty, but really all it does is make one feel slightly thankful you’re pinned down to something. And it musses your hair.

Thanks loads for caring for the cat. The cactus is kinder, I know. He’s a pain, but he’s needy, and Angelo has plenty on his hands running the restaraunt while I’m gone. One really can’t expect a sous-chef-now-executive-chef like Angelo to have time to spare for special needs cats. He’ll have his hands full drinking himself into a stupor to help override the panic of what I’ll do to him if my restaurant loses any Michelin stars while I’m gone. I told him he’s got three years before I’ll see if it’s tanked, so he better start dreaming up amuse’ bouches and praying for the liquor delivery to be timely!

Cheers on the lovely sounding lab, sounds much better than that last place you worked! Let’s hear it for rooms with a view and being a woman in demand. My views are all through screens, which is nice but not quite the same as windows. I hear it told the captain’s bedroom has a panoramic view made of high pressure something or other (I’m a cook for cripes sake, not a scientist so don’t ask me to explain) that shows the real-time view. But with no plans to get into the captain’s bedroom anytime soon, I’ll just have to depend on rumor.

Romantic stories about space are as follows: I spent the first day on ship impressing everyone with cheese sandwiches because I couldn’t figure out where we stored all the meat. Turns out it was in a locker 4 decks below where it was supposed to be, and by the time I found the suckers I couldn’t spare an able body to drag 3 or 4 cows up from deep freeze, much less have time to turn them into something edible. Sigh.

My room is nice, and I share it with a very red headed man named Garvey. I know, sharing a tiny room. With a man. A strange man! Remember how long it took me to allow Giorgio a pass into that apartment you and I had? Ugh, but on a ship this packed we can’t spare the space to be picky about room-mates. It’s funny to think how high demand it is to be Plague-resistant, get on a ship and Go Somewhere. If only more Earthers knew the true glamor of space mostly involves figuring out shower time and hunting the ship for frozen meat. Anyway, back to room sharing. There is much eye averting and burying of one’s self behind letters. So for ‘verse sake don’t forget to write! Also, another one of those lovely pictures of you and me at my graduation would be nice for the blank wall. Just send the file with your next letter (yay again to the Colonel).

Speaking of things I left behind that you have, did you notice I left you that recipe book in your drop box? I put all your favorites, did you see it? I thought it might help you to not be lonely if you could cook yourself something that would remind you of us cooking. I’ve been exercising and taking my doses like I promised you I would. You should see some of the people who skip their workouts and who can’t afford to dose. Ick. Wonder what they will look like by the time we get back?

I know we argued a bit about it before I left, but I want you to know I’m glad you talked me into spacing. I’ve always known I could cook anywhere, and you haven’t really cooked until you have 60 people who just came off shift staring daggers at your half laid out buffet while you sweat with a wrench over a faulty pilot light. It’s an adventure and I’ve shattered every one of my fingernails. But, I pulled off a perfect custard for dessert, and on a Pass Jump ship that’s really saying something! Egg yolks, it seems, are as tempermental on ship as they are on world. As a scientist I hope you are appreciating the chemistry.

It’s been hard, leaving you behind. Keep busy, GO OUTSIDE and don’t forget to not water the cactus.

Any new books out about you know what? Don’t forget the picture! Oh also, what happened to Hank? I never got to hear the end of the story?

P.S. We watched Ultimate tennis a week ago, I wonder if I could have spotted you in the crowd!

All my love and kiss the cat,

Danikins

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Baby! It’s a ……

December 2, 2009 · 2 Comments

Just want everyone to know, we had our sonogram today. It was a WAY nice place, with rows of seats, and two gi-GANTIC tv’s. The sonographer clearly wasn’t going to win any awards for her personality, but oh well.

WE found out the important thing. Baby is healthy and posesses all the necessary anatomical parts for healthy humans.

Best part?

We’re having a darling, beautiful, healthy, adorable baby………… Keep reading →

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Loves me some Art!

December 1, 2009 · 1 Comment

Hey peeps, so, everyone knows my family are all artists, right? Well my sister is very very talented, and is currently touring with a worship group as their prophetic artist.

Recently, she has launched her website, The Yellow Room. If you want to see some truly beautiful art, from a truly beautiful person, you should go take a peek.

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Gobble!

November 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

We had a very bueno Thanksgiving at the James casa. Aaron kindly let me sleep in, and when I got up I made him some pancakes with the very last of my pancake mix from Seattle. We even gave Caden some bites, and he thinks fake syrup is pretty awesome.

Aaron then skedaddled to get us some coffee, and I watched the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, which to me seemed like they did a lot more commentary and a lot less cool parade performances than in years past. I flipped channels a lot, and always seemed to come back to commercials or sugary sweet talking heads. And it wasn’t windy, which meant no balloons threatened to get loose and rampage over New York. The threat of balloon rampage is usually what keeps me watching. Keep reading →

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