I’m No Jack Bauer

As Jennifer has said in previous posts my mother-in-law and sister-in-law were here this past weekend. We had a good time. It was fun and relaxing. I was thinking that there are far worse ways I could have spent the weekend and here are ten of them:

Top Ten Ways I’m Glad I Didn’t Spend My Weekend 

 10.  Acting as a rogue agent in order to foil a plot to assassinate someone running for President.

9. Acting as a rouge agent to stop a nuclear attack.

8.  Acting as . . . you get the idea, but for bio-terrorism this time.

7. Um, back to the nuclear one again for whatever reason.

6. Ok, um . . . how about stopping a plot to hit London with an electro magnetic pulse that wipes out all bank records in the city.

5. Hunting down the world’s greatest assassin, who for some reason uses a gun that is made up of common items but is completely gold.

4. Stealing cars in a race against time for a British mobster who wants to kill my brother.

3. Hunkering down in a New York library while 60% of the northern hemisphere turns into a solid block of ice.

2. Trying to fight in the Vietnam war while a pesky invisible alien keeps killing my teammates.

1. Accidentally getting stuck in 1955 (i think) after driving some crazy scientist’s car.

Oh, and a picture of Jennifer: