As a native Ihopper, I shall take your challenge.
Grande Latte : End of Days. Here goes.

“Grande”, of course, when translated from the Latin vulgate & then transliterated into the mid-american Mayan oaxhete dialect, is revealed quite accurately as, “really, really, especially very large in bigness.”

The meaning of “Latte” is easily discovered at any local coffee shop with just a few short steps. 1) order a Short Latte 2) turn to nearest bystander 3) toss the Latte in their face and ask them what they’re feeling: “Burning Hot Fire”.

And there you have it: “Grande Latte” when translated is “huge burning hot fire,” a most basic and accurate description of many events found in the Revelation of John regarding the End of Days.

And “coexistion” is definitely not a word, but who cares. Let’s see if I can’t make up a word in your honor in my next post.

As a native of the Emerald City (and home of Starbucks), I would like to confirm that “Coexistion” is a real word. Websters defines “Coexistion” as follows:

Coexistion – Coe is greek for the word “Grande”, Exis is a greek term meaning “light on the foam”, and “tion” is persian for “man this drink is costing me a bundle”.

Simply translated the word “Coexistion” means – Give me a Grande, light on the foam latte, and MAN is this drink costing me a bundle!

Now its up to you IHOPers to relate a Grande Latte to the End Of Days:)

PS – Man! This Aaron guy is one smart cat! Its this kind of guy you would want for a son in law.

Seattle Slew

On a less serious note, I knew it!! Howard’s the Antichrist!! (just kidding, if anyone found this by a Google for “anitichrist”)

Also, is “coexistion” really a word?? I’m gonna ask Refe what the Greek form of that is….